Forget running with the bulls - in Canada, lucky half-marathon runners got the opportunity to do part of their race with a goat that escaped from a pumpkin patch. If someone isn’t already optioning this as a film, there’s something wrong with Hollywood.

Okay, so you’re Brad Pitt. That did impress two women very much, who thought they were in a romance with the Oscar-winner. Instead, they were in a relationship with five scammers, who found money, not love, with the (literally) poor ladies.

It’s not all smooth sailing for a woman who sold everything for a three-year $350k cruise, this after excessive complaining on a WhatsApp chat group leaked and it resulted in her being banned from the much-delayed cruise that hasn’t even started yet.

1000 Pound Sisters star Amy Slaton is now feeling the weight of the law coming down on her. This after a trip to a zoo/safari and possibly a different kind of trip led to a third trip - downtown for some questioning after being arrested.

If there’s one thing that’s just adorable, it’s a dolphin. However, maybe not, as there have been a series of attacks on humans in Japan lately, and scientists think that one horned-up, lonely dolphin could be responsible for the bulk of them.

You’ve heard of peak TV; now get ready for beak TV. Chik-fil-A has come for your wallet with its food, but now it’ll be playing chicken with Netflix by launching its own streaming service, an idea that was apparently approved by a lot of people.

If there’s one thing that malls attract, it’s idiot kids interrupting your shopping experience. If there’s another, it’s them causing panic after dumb pranks gone awry. No wonder everyone prefers shopping online!

Tropical Storm Debby is bringing out a lot in people - grit, perseverance, a desire to get the hell away from it and stay dry. It’s also bringing out other things, like illegal drugs washing up on shore in Florida to the tune of over $1 million.

The Mayor of a town in Guadalajara, Mexico might only be 20 years old, but he’s got a “genius idea” to increase the town’s declining population. You might be surprised to learn that it pretty much comes down to sex.

While not an Olympic sport yet, Amputation could be in the running at some point, this after Australian field hockey player Matt Dawson willingly lopped off part of a digit in order to take place in the Summer Games.

While there were a lot of deals to be had on Prime Day, a Colombian woman got a little something more than she bargained for when she ordered an air fryer from Amazon. Namely, a still-alive lizard that shipped along with her purchase.

The Tesla Cybertruck certainly is a conversation piece. But that conversation lately has been turning to how easily it can break things, like the bank. Or your fingers. And now there’s a brand new way it’s requiring emergency room visits.

You may think you’re a fan of (mostly) Northeastern convenience store Wawa, but one megafan has got receipts, namely 1,000 order slips in numerical order. And while the store may still be his favorite, he’s currently seeking a new hobby.

No good deed is going unpenalized after a $3,000 tip on a $13 check in Jesus’ name resulted in the restaurant suing the customer who initially left the tip, a new testament in bureaucracy. 

Crime doesn’t pay. Neither did a trio of felons who were running a crime ring in which they stole baseball bats worth almost $4000. But was the reason they did it in the first place that they didn’t play ball?

If you’re a barnyard animal that enjoys farting, you may want to steer clear of Denmark, as they’re betting the farm on you, enacting a tax on livestock farmers for the greenhouse gases emitted by their livelihood

Sometimes when a man loves a woman, they get together and that’s how babies are made. Sometimes when a woman gives birth to a child she didn’t know was having in a Golden Corral, that’s how babies get their names. Meet Tamaar Kylon Corral Woodfork.

Meats and cheeses hung atop a greased pole in South Philly for a festival that drunks tried to climb, mistakenly languishing there for weeks and stinking worse than the end of the Eagles’ season. They were finally removed after a month of literally hanging around.

A senior citizen assembled one hell of a crime spree, putting together a haul of nearly 3,000 boxes of Lego before getting busted - and not because he stepped on a piece in the middle of the night and alerted the cops with a string of profanity.

If your idea of fun is galavanting around in a giant penis costume, or perhaps blowing up a sex doll to hit the town with, hey, you do you. But not in the Spanish resort town of  Platja d’Aro, Spain, where both have been outlawed.

When life gives you cicadas, make cicada-ade. Or perhaps combine the noisy insects having a once-in-a-17-year season throughout the Midwest with another regional phenomenon, disgusting Chicago liqueur Malört?

Mail generally isn’t supposed to consist of live animals, but a man hissed his pants after a living rattlesnake was mailed to him. Which would have been just an odd news story if it didn’t happen again.

Snail mail? Actually, almost jail mail after a USPS mail truck, generally seen double-parking and not moving at all, was pulled over doing north of 100mph in a 60. Unsurprisingly, the Mustang it was racing won.

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it can buy nostalgia. That’s why when a Cincinnati theme park closed down, a man bought one of its main attractions, a whole waterslide, currently just a regular slide.

Talk about a meat market! If you’re at the club and looking for a sign from someone, a designer has one - a $295 tube top with a scrolling LCD sign paying homage to a New York staple: the food cart. Your fast (food) fashion dreams have come true.

So much for joint custody. After a few kids found someone’s stash and gave it to a woman in Bakersfield (which is funny because weed), she repeatedly tried to turn in the contraband cannabis to the cops to no avail.

If you’re looking for a place to stay in Florida that will reinvigorate your youth, that’s St. Augustine. This guy’s shed, on the other hand, appears to age you forty years. Is it a time machine or the latest TikTok conspiracy theory?

If you’ve been talking to a priest online who’s been giving you advice that seems a bit off, you may not be entitled to financial compensation, but you may have been chatting it up with a since-defrocked AI deity.

If peeing your pants is cool, then these pricey pee pants will make you Miles Davis. Or Wee-vi Strauss. Either way, if you’ve got money burning a hole in your pocket and a desire to look like you’ve lost control of at least one bodily function, urine luck.

If there’s one thing a one-year-old will remember about their first birthday, it’s nothing. Which is a shame since one tyke’s mom invited all 487 of her contacts to the kid’s birthday party. Here’s hoping they all brought shiny things.

What’s mutated, drug-resistant, from space, and perhaps headed our way? No one’s quite sure yet, but it’s growing on the International Space Station, and there’s a possibility it could make its way back to Earth.

Sit. Slay. Roll Over. Flambé Dead! If you’re seeking a weapon of mass destruction, may we suggest the Thermonator? It’s an emotional support animal - especially if you get really emotional about fire and laying waste to your enemies - and have a firm belief that you’re a dog person.

Get the flock out of here! According to some shepherds, it may not be music that soothes the savage beast, but Axe Body Spray, also known as Lynx, which appears to be a well-known way to calm angry sheep down and otherwise confuse them.

If the rager you went on last night ended after three bars, a few shots, and a teary confessional phone call to an ex, a 69-year-old retiree is 40 times cooler than you are, and he’s got the world record to prove it.

A group of bougie bums have taken over celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay’s temporarily unoccupied London restaurant, “York & Albany.” The new occupants’ special of the day is chaos, with a heaping side of disorder.

This Kung Fu trash panda didn’t make its way to Hersheypark for the chocolate - it had a taste for human blood.

The guy really had to go - to jail - after stealing an 18-carat crapper from Winston Churchill’s palace

New York state puts the kibosh on a captive audience wanting to witness next week’s eclipse, and prisoners are suing for the right to go blind.

The wood panel that saved Rose in the movie “Titanic” was sold at auction for $718,750. Conspicuously not among the bidders, Leonardo DiCaprio, because he already let go of it once and also, it’s 27 years old.

A doctor, whose name isn’t Frankenstein, says that Dracula, wolfmen, and zombies exist in real life, and he’s got a diagnosis for them.

18,000 pilfered Pittsburgh Penguins bobbleheads are agreeably nodding their heads somewhere other than where they were supposed to be after a robbery

If you’ve got a Mauser, watch out for that schnauzer! The Mall of America has recruited canine backup to catch pistol packing shoppers - and it’s already working

The DNA testing company is having a ruff time after identifying a woman as 40% Malamute - and this is the second time it’s happened