Dang it. You forgot Father’s Day again. Here are some tricks to not let that happen again. Feel free to reread this article next year.

Father’s Day is the one day each year when we realize we have no idea what our dad likes. Here are a few things he definitely doesn’t.

Sure Memorial Day is a serious holiday that commemorates those we lost in war. But for those who just want to have a great party, here’s how not to seem like a jerk.

Sure we all loved Harry Potter. But when those characters are real and also adults, it can end up being a way worse story.

Automobile thieves are getting younger and more tech savvy. The stick shift may be our best defense.

Is there such a thing as too many Kyles? Unless you’re a Bosnian man named Ivan or a lover of Kyle puns, the answer is probably, “Who cares?”

We love our moms and we appreciate what they do for us. On Mother’s Day, the best way to repay her is to be completely different people from the children she knows.

Yes, these gun-toting muscle heads triggered an emergency lockdown of a Miami daycare. But I’m sure they have a solid explanation.

A Belgian man is cleared of a drunk driving charge after claiming his body produces alcohol. Turns out this is a real thing.

A Nashville man reminds us that neither getting divorced nor shooting guns is wrong.  But history shows us there are rules to follow to stay out of jail.

It’s tax day in America. Here are some last minute tips to help you get the most out of your least favorite day.

As it turns out, that eclipse was not the end of the world. I just hope to have this mess cleaned up by the time the next one rolls around.

People are worried about not seeing the solar eclipse, but for some, not seeing it is their only option. Here’s how their experience will also be ruined.

Your entire understanding of space comes from the Star Wars franchise. But no one you’re watching the upcoming solar eclipse with has to know that.

We all know money runs the world. And since the NCAA Women’s Final Four is now commanding top dollar on the resale market, maybe it’s time to admit women run March Madness.

A Florida man admitted to stealing a Waffle House Tattoo. That is easily weirdest way to say that he just didn’t pay for it.

We all know Raccoons are the criminal underbelly of the animal kingdom. This Dutch zoo just learned that the hard way.

We’re already teaching our kids that it’s okay to hunt for the offspring of egg-laying rabbits. Here’s how to also infuse some positive lessons into this Easter holiday.

Opening Day makes baseball fans forget how boring baseball is to other people. Here’s a few tips to keep you from having to explain why you’re not a fan.

Trader Joe’s has raised the price of bananas and started a podcast. The golden age of grocery stores may be officially over.

Sure your favorite team got upset in the big March Madness basketball tournament this past weekend. Here’s a few tips to help you exploit your misfortune for your own personal gain.

People like to pretend that trivia about which school has won the most NCAA championships is a fun fact. That’s not fun - it’s just a fact. Here are a few things to expect from the real madness - the people watching the games with you.

A Canadian woman found a live grenade when cleaning out her deceased father’s home. This offered the rare chance for polite Canadian officials to teach valuable lessons on grenade safety.

It’s been four years since Covid hit America full force. Here are five completely non-political things it taught us about what kind of people we actually are.

A Male Bald Eagle who was trying to hatch a rock ends up raising an eaglet. My buddy Steve could really learn some lessons.

St. Patrick’s Day is a holiday dedicated to a saint and its celebration often results in a big uptick of confessions. Here’s a quick guide on how to spot the folks who will likely need to confess the most.

A missing 12 year old Ohio boy, was found in a Target store after spending the night. This should 100% be a Target TV commercial.

A Chinese company has created the world’s fastest robot that can also climb stairs. But what it’s really made for is dancing and being your friend.

Scientists in the UK discovered that if you have the bright lights, the scallops will come. Velvet ropes and bouncers can’t be far behind.

A Welshman proves that not every world record or tattoo story has to be cool. But at what point does uncool cross a line?

Kansas City Chiefs superfan, Xaviar Babudar, also known as “ChiefsAholic” admits to trading in his wolf mask for a ski mask and committing a string of violent bank robberies across the Midwest.