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A very cheesy pizza GWR/Twitter

World Records

Pizzaiolo Breaks Record With 1001-Cheese Pizza

A chef in Lyons, France has just broken the world record for cheese toppings by adding a ridiculous 1001 different cheeses onto a pizza. When does cheesiness become just too much cheesiness? I think we may have found our answer with this curdling creation.

The jaws of a megadolon. Museum of Natural History/Public Domain

Nature

Groundbreaking Discovery of 3.5-Million-Year-Old Megalodon Tooth Near Hawaii

A tooth of the gigantic Megalodon has been found in the Pacific Ocean close to Hawaii. While teeth from this ancient creature aren’t particularly rare, this is the first tooth found “in situ”, meaning its discovery is believed to be at the location where it came out of the creature’s mouth.

Kelsey Hatche and husband Caleb with their daughters, Roxi and Rebel @UABMedicine/Instagram

Health

Woman with Rare Double Uterus Gives Birth to Two Daughters in Two Days

An extraordinary medical feat unfolded in Alabama as Kelsey Hatcher, a woman with a rare double uterus, astounded experts by giving birth to two daughters in a remarkable two-day span, defying one-in-a-million odds.

Rare Pennellate vase, Carlo Scarpa Credit: Rago Wright

Art

Rare Goodwill Vase Fetches Over $100K At Auction

A woman in Virginia found a rare and valuable Murano glass vase at her local Goodwill for just $3.99. The vase, designed by Italian architect Carlo Scarpa and produced by the renowned glass company Venini, was was later auctioned for a staggering $107,100.

An AI-generated image of what the extinct birds might have looked like. Credit: UKCEH

Nature

Study Reveals Hidden Human-Driven Extinction of Over 1,400 Bird Species

A new study reveals a devastating truth: human activities have driven the extinction of twice as many bird species as we previously knew. The disappearance of these birds signifies more than their vanishing, it also disrupts crucial ecological roles essential for the balance of ecosystems.

Goods stolen by airport workers at Tenerife South airport Credit: Guardia Civil

News

Airport Workers Arrested for $2.2million Luggage Theft in Spain

Fourteen employees at Tenerife South airport in the Canary Islands have been arrested for allegedly stealing items from checked-in luggage, with goods worth almost 2 million euros seized, raising concerns about airport security and the protection of passengers’ belongings.

China's Shenlong space plane Credit: China Aerospace Studies Institute

News

China’s Space Plane Deploys Six Objects, Adding to Mysterious Mission

China’s Shenlong space plane deployed six mysterious objects into orbit, sparking global speculation. Some signals resemble past missions, while others emit intermittent signals leaving observers awaiting potential clues as the objects’ orbits are about to intersect.

A Humpback Whale Wikimedia Commons/Sylke Rohrlach

Nature

Researchers Communicate with Humpback Whale to Practice Conversing with Aliens

A team of scientists had a remarkable encounter with a humpback whale named “Twain” during their study of whale communication. The team aims to apply their findings to the search for extraterrestrial intelligence, utilizing the study of non-human communication systems.

An X-ray of the man's neck displayed pockets of trapped air beneath the skin, indicated by the arrows. Photo Credit: BMJ Case Reports 2023

Health

Man Tears Windpipe After Holding in a Sneeze

A man suffered a tracheal tear when driving his car and attempting to hold in a sneeze. The increased pressure caused by pinching his nose and closing his mouth while sneezing caused a tiny tear in his windpipe, although he didn’t suffer and major symptoms.

Lagoons surrounded by salt flats in Argentina’s Puna de Atacama YouTube Screenshot/University of Colorado Boulder

Nature

Scientists Uncover ‘Prehistoric World’ in Remote Argentina Desert

Scientists have stumbled upon a hidden prehistoric world in Argentina’s Puna de Atacama desert. The discovery of green lagoons teeming with ancient bacteria may rewrite our understanding of Earth’s early life forms and inform future Mars exploration.

Sonar captured on the fishing trip Facebook/Tim Wollak

History

Father-Daughter Duo Unearths a Ghost Ship from the Peshtigo Fire

While on a fishing trip on Lake Michigan, Tim Wollak and his daughter, Henley, believed at first they may have spotted an octopus on their sonar. Wollak, thinking there might be more to their finding, posted the image on Facebook where it was confirmed it was an undiscovered shipwreck.

On the way to 187 candy canes in his beard Instagram/@joelnert

World Records

Joel Strasser Sets New Record with 187 Candy Canes in His Beard

Already a record holder of an impressive number of facial hair records, Joel Strasser added to his festive-themed record attempts by weaving 187 candy canes in his beard. Other things in his beard have included pipe cleaners, baubles, forks, and chopsticks.

Lauren Canaday with her book, "Independence Ave" Lauren Canaday/Substack

Health

US Author Lauren Canaday’s Miraculous Return to Life After 24 Minutes of Clinical Death

Sharing details during an “Ask Me Anything” session on Reddit, Lauren Canaday described her experience of being “clinically dead” for 24 minutes before being resuscitated. Sje experienced what is known as the Lazarus effect, where someone declared dead is “resurrected.”

HOUND the fastest robopet in the world! X Screenshot/@GWR

World Records

HOUND the Robo-Dog Sets New 100-Meter Quadrupedal Speed Record

Clocking in with an average speed of over 11 miles per hour, a South Korean quadrupedal robot called HOUND has broken the 100 meter speed world record for its classification of robots, with an overall time of 19.87 seconds.

Juvenile gorgosaurus feeding on prey @RoyalTyrrell/X (formerly Twitter)

Nature

Two DinoNuggets Were The Last Meal of This Gorgosaurus

The fossil of a gorgosaurus, a cousin of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, has revealed what this juvenile dinosaur’s last meal was - two small dinosaurs called citipes. The findings have shed light on the difference in hunting habits of the juveniles compared to their adult counterparts.

Ochigava landed at LAX without passport or ticket Wikimedia Commons/JadeLux

News

Russian Man Flies From Copenhagen to LA Without Passport or Ticket

The F.B.I. are investigating how Sergey Ochigava, a Russian-Israeli dual citizen, managed to board a flight in Copenhagen and fly all the way to LAX without a passport, a boarding pass, or any record of him having boarded the flight in the first place.

Two ghost ships recently washed up on Peruvian beach YouTube Screenshot

News

Two Ghost Ships Wash Up On the Shores of Peru

Tranquil beaches of Peru have witnessed the enigmatic arrival of two ghost ships, sparking curiosity and speculation. Authorities and locals are puzzled by the abandoned vessels, devoid of life or markings, as investigations attempt to unravel the maritime mystery.

Frozen chickens TikTok Screenshot/@brianna_antionette

Animals

Florida Woman’s Fast-Freeze Chickens Leave Her Stunned

A routine feeding time for a Florida woman’s chickens led to a peculiar spectacle that captivated TikTok. Brianna Antionette’s flock of chickens froze in unison for almost two minutes as they were about to be fed, leaving her astounded.

Lori and George Schappell, the world's oldest living conjoined twins Youtube Screenshot/Our Life

World Records

World’s Oldest Conjoined Twins at 62, Celebrate Individuality and Shared Life

In the heart of Pennsylvania resides a remarkable story of resilience and unwavering individuality. Lori and George Schappell, the world’s oldest living conjoined twins, continue to defy expectations and challenge perceptions with their extraordinary journey.

Astronaut Frank Rubio checks tomato plants growing inside the International Space Station for the XROOTS space botany study. NASA

Food

Missing Space Tomato Found After Eight Months

It has been a mystery that has captivated scientists and the public alike for over half a year, but the remains of a tiny tomato lost by NASA astronaut Frank Rubio have finally been found on the International Space Station after eight months of helmet-scratching.

Prairie dog rescued from smuggling attempt Screenshot X

Animals

Man Caught Smuggling Otters and a Prairie Dog in His Underpants

A 22-year-old Taiwanese man was caught at Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi Airport smuggling two otters and a prairie dog in his underwear. Discovered after X-rays and a strip search, he now faces numerous charges for violating Thai wildlife protection laws.

Polive finaly capture the escaped kangaroo Facebook / Durham Regional Police Service

Animals

Kangaroo Escapes Handlers and Punches Canadian Police Officer

A female kangaroo’s daring escapade captivated onlookers in Oshawa, Ontario, and she wasn’t planning on going down without a fight. After delivering a punch to a police officer, the marsupial is now recuperating at the Oshawa Zoo, probably plotting her next escape.

Albert Einswine trying to outrun the police Facebook/Deptford Township Police

Animals

Cops in New Jersey Wrestle Elusive Pig on the Loose

Police in New Jersey found themselves chasing a pig named Albert Einswine through the streets of Deptford for 30 minutes before finally apprehending him. It was theoretically a relatively normal day for Albert…

Ro Knight and Sylvester Stallone at Rocky Day 2023 Instagram/@ro_knows_wrestling

News

Nine-Year-Old Fan Recites Iconic Rocky Speech to Sylvester Stallone Himself

Ro Knight, a young fan of the “Rocky” movies, delivered a powerful recitation of an iconic speech from the franchise to Sylvester Stallone at the inaugural ‘Rocky Day’ celebration. The heartwarming encounter went viral, capturing the enduring legacy of the ‘Rocky’ franchise.

Preparing the world recrod breaking attempt Instagram Screenshot / @venturenewisconsin

World Records

Wisconsin Bar Attempts to Set Guinness World Record with Massive Old-Fashioned Cocktail Flight

A bar in Wisconsin has is hoping to create a new world record category for the largest old-fashioned flight. The bar, 313 Dodge in Kaukauna, assembled 100 old-fashioned cocktails on a 24-ft-long wooden board. The attempt was organized in partnership with Venture Wisconsin.

An opossum being a unique Christmas tree decoration TikTok Screenshot / @brettbratt359

Animals

Opossum Found Hiding in Woman’s Christmas Tree in Texas

A Texas woman’s holiday cheer turned into a hilarious escapade when she found a surprise guest hiding in her Christmas tree. The unlikely visitor, an opossum, had taken up residence among the festive decorations, causing a stir for the homeowner.

The legend of Bigfoot... Wikimedia Commons / Oregon Department of Transportation

Paranormal

A History of England’s Sasquatch - the Norfolk Bigfoot

The legend of Bigfoot, or Sasquatch, is known around the world, and sightings have been seen in many countries, most famously the United States. But the legend of Bigfoot is alive and well in England too, and one area that has seen its fair share of sightings is in Norfolk.

A chinstrap penguin in the South Shetland Islands, Antarctica. Wikimedia Commons/Liam Quinn

Animals

Chinstrap Penguins are the Undisputed Champions of Power Naps

In a groundbreaking study conducted on a colony of chinstrap penguins, researchers have uncovered a mesmerizing sleep strategy that challenges avian norms. Scientists revealed that these birds engage in an astonishing 600 microsleeps per hour, each lasting just 4 seconds.

Safina Namukwaya, who has given birth to twins Facebook/Women's Hospital International and Fertility Centre

Health

70-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth to Twins Following IVF

A 70-year-old woman in Uganda has defied expectations by giving birth to twins through IVF. The joyous event, hailed as a “miracle” by Namukwaya, underscores the remarkable strides in fertility treatments and challenges conventional notions surrounding age and childbirth.

The Twin Towers of Bologna Wikimedia Commons/Mike Peel (www.mikepeel.net)

News

Historic Leaning Tower in Bologna Faces Multi-Million Euro Restoration

Bologna’s iconic leaning towers, the Two Towers, face a 4.3 million euro restoration, with the Garisenda tower cordoned off due to structural concerns. Constructed in the 12th century, the towers have for centuries symbolized the city’s charm.

191 year-old Jonathan the Seychelles giant tortoise YouTube Screenshot / Guinness World Records

World Records

Oldest Living Land Animal Celebrates 191st Birthday

A Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan has just celebrated his 191 trips around the sun. He took the title of oldest living land animal after the passing away of Tu’i Malila, a 188 year old female radiated tortoise, in 2021.

The British advent calendar causing the anger

Culture

British Chocoholics Outraged After Opening Door 1 of Advent Calendar

Celebrations fans in Britain are devastated as they open Mars advent calendars, discovering a divisive choice behind the first door. The controversial chocolate has sparked disappointment on social media among chocoholics.

Caeb Phillips Indian River County Sheriff's Office

News

Meth Mysteriously Appears in Florida Man’s Underpants

During a change into jail clothing, a plastic cylinder filled with meth which was hidden in a man’s undergarments dropped to the floor. The man denies knowing how it got there, assuming someone must have slipped it in there while he was sleeping.

The ever-growing collection of Titanic on VHS Instagram / titanicfan_97

World Records

Florida Man on a Mission to Collect 1 Million VHS Copies of Titanic

Meet JD, aka TitanicFan97, a Florida man with an insatiable passion for Titanic. His quirky quest to amass 1 million VHS copies has turned into a global phenomenon, blending nostalgia, humor, and an unsinkable love for James Cameron’s iconic film.

Sebastian the Husky after wandering into a storm drain Facebook screenshot/Lexington-Fayette Animal Care & Control

Animals

Husky Houdini in a Drain-Defying Adventure in Kentucky

In Kentucky, a husky found itself trapped in a storm drain and in need of some local rescue. Sebastian was quickly rescued by Lexington-Fayette Animal Care & Control and was thankfully unharmed and happy.

Roger the Ram roaming the recycling plant X Screenshot/Love Essex @loveessexuk

Animals

Roaming “Roger the Ram” Closes Down Recycling Plant

Pitsea Recycling Center in England evacuated due to the unexpected visit of a ram, prompting safety concerns. Quick action by staff, aided by the Essex Horse and Pony Protection Society, resulted in the animal’s gentle capture, and the recycling center resumed normal operations.

Smita with her Guinness World Record certificate X Screenshot / Guinness World Records @GWR

World Records

Indian Woman Breaks Record for the World’s Longest Hair

Smita Srivastava from Uttar Pradesh, India, clinches the Guinness World Record for the longest hair (7ft 9in). Inspired by her mother and 1980s Hindi actresses, she meticulously cares for her locks, spending up to 3 hours per wash.

Fingerless salad

Food

Finger-lickin’ Good? Customer Sues Chopt over Finger Salad Fiasco

Chopt, the beloved salad haven, is currently embroiled in a lawsuit after a customer made a shocking discovery in her salad - a piece of the manager’s finger. According to the claim, the incident took place while the manager was chopping arugula.

Wolf spider Wikimedia Commons/Opoterser

Animals

Peruvian Wolf Spider Laid Eggs Inside Man’s Toe on Cruise

A romantic anniversary cruise took an unexpected turn when a seemingly harmless spider bite revealed a nightmarish truth for one man. Not simply a bite, but the discovery of spider eggs in his toe, and the removal of not quite all of them…

Jace and his witch bottles YouTube screenshot/MissionAransasNERR

Curiosities

Mysterious Witch Bottles Washing Up on Texas Beaches Bewitch Curious Beachcombers

Along the Gulf of Mexico’s shores, superstitious beachcombers are being warned to keep their distance from mysterious “witch bottles” that are popping up along the coast. These bottles, believed to entomb malevolent spirits, have become the talk of the town near Corpus Christi, Texas.

Streaker at "It's a Small World" X screenshot/@AshleyEsqueda

News

In an Ironic Twist, Man Chooses “It’s a Small World” to Streak at Disnelyand

A man at Disneyland’s “It’s a Small World” attraction jumped off the ride, removed his clothes and proceeded to streak around the animatronic attraction. Police were quick to respond and arrest the man for indecent exposure and being under the influence of a controlled substance.

Mohamma Sayaheen Counting Letters X Screesnshot/GuinnessWorldRecords

World Records

Jordanian Mind Maestro is the Fastest Letter Counter

Mohammad Sayaheen, the mind marathon maestro, astounds the world with his mental calculations. Achieving a Guinness World Record for counting letters in sentences, his unique process and natural talent are something to behold.

Moose on the Loose Facebook/Bernie Stang

Animals

There’s a Moose Loose Aboot This… Minnesota

In a rare and enchanting adventure, a young moose named Bullwinkle captures the hearts of thousands as he roams through southern Minnesota. Followed by devoted fans on social media, his journey brings joy and hope to a community longing for a glimpse of this majestic creature.

Fly found inside man's intestine University of Missouri School of Medicine

Health

Fly Found Inside Man’s Intestines Alive and Well

During a routine colonoscopy in a hospital in Missouri, doctors were stunned to discover a fly, intact and alive, inside a patient’s intestines. The patient was equally perplexed and had no idea how the visitor made its way inside to enjoy his dinner.

"Brown Friday" is a plumber's busiest day of the year Wikicommons/httpshotlinee24h.shopplumber-kuwait

News

Plumbers Prepare for ‘Brown Friday’, Their Busiest Time of the Year

If you think Black Friday is a nightmare time of the year, Roto-Wire reveal that “Brown Friday” is a whole lot worse for plumbers, and the cause for potential disasters at family Thanksgiving gatherings.

Auldin Maxwell breaking Guinness World Records YouTube Screenshot/Guinness World Records

Entertainment

Record-breaking Jenga Stacker Now Star of Hallmark Movie

After breaking numerous stacking Guinness World Records, grade 10 student Auldin Maxwell’s story has now been adapted for a Hallmark movie, “A World Record Christmas” which premiered on the W Network this month. Maxwell has been stacking blocks since the age of six.

Javelinas have been tearing up a golf course in Arizona Henry02292020000038817/Flickr

Animals

Golf Course Terrorized by Wild Pigs Who Dig Up Turf Worse Than a 28-Handicapper

Javelinas have invaded a golf course in Arizona and have been systematically destroying the grass. The golf course management are at a loss as to how to deal with the menacing swine, and are focused currently on constant repair of the course.

Fish swim among the diners at Thai cafe Facebook/Sweet Fishs Cafe

Food

Cafe in Thailand Where You Can Dine with the Fishes

In this restaurant in Khanom the dining gets immersive. The floor, filled with water and koi fish, sparks intrigue and offers an underwater dining adventure for your feet that blends culinary creativity with aquatic allure.

Carpet snake in the rafters of veranda in Queensland, Australia FB Screenshot/Sunshine Coast Snake Catchers

Animals

Large Carpet Python Found in Roof of Veranda

In Australia, a woman was stunned to find a large snake in the rafters. She quickly called in the experts at Sunshine Coast Snake Catchers 24/7 who carefully untangled the python from the ceiling beams, and relocated the snake to a more appropriate location.

Kealia Pond turns pink in Honolulu Instagram Screenshot/traviskeahi_photos

News

Barbie Pink Pond Puzzles Scientists and Attracts Curious Visitors in Hawaii

Hawaii’s Kealia Pond steals the spotlight as it turns bubble-gum pink due to drought-induced high salinity. Scientists suspect halobacteria, cautioning against water contact. Visitors flock, preferring a pink spectacle over the refuge’s native waterbird mission.

The latest trend for the fridge

Food

Toilet Paper in the Fridge is The Coolest Trend on TikTok

What do you do when your fridge smells like a dumpster? Some people might clean it, throw away the expired food, or use some natural deodorizers. But others have a more unconventional solution: putting a roll of toilet paper in the fridge.

Aaron James with lead surgeon, Dr. Eduardo Rodgriguez, MD, DDS X/@nyulangone

News

Looking Great: Veteran Receives World’s First Whole-Eye and Partial Face Transplant

The procedure, performed on a military veteran, shows remarkable progress in restoring senses and offers hope for those with severe eye injuries. Groundbreaking techniques involving stem cells and blood flow to the retina were utilized, pushing the boundaries of transplant surgery.

Chimeric monkey with green glowing fingers Cao et al/Cell

Animals

Glowing Green Monkey Born in Groundbreaking Scientific Achievement

Chinese scientists achieve monkey milestone with the birth of a glowing green chimeric primate. Stem cells injected into embryos led to successful births, sparking discussions on genetic engineering and species conservation.

Alan Fisher and his World Records Instagram/alan.kyojin.stewhouse

Food

Irish Chef Sets Two World Records in Culinary Marathon Extravaganza

Alan Fisher, chef and owner at Kyojin Stewhouse in Japan, cooks up a storm, smashing records for cooking and baking marathons. Fisher continuously cooked for almost 120 hours, and then, only 24 hours later, baked for over 47 hours.

The Loch Ness Monster continues to inspire fascination Matt84/Getty Images

History

Celebrating 90 Years of Loch Ness Monster Mania in Scotland

November 12, 2023, marked 90 years since an event that ignited worldwide fascination and firmly established the Loch Ness Monster, affectionately known as Nessie, in popular culture. The anniversary was celebrated with numerous events and Nessie celebrities.

Ghosthunters with their equipment X/Birmingham Live

Paranormal

UK Ghosthunters Haunted by ‘George the Not-So-Friendly Ghost’

English ghost hunters become the hunted following a possession at Lime Pits nature reserve in Walsall, England. Since then their staircase has become the location of ghostly happenings and unexplained phenomenon.

Llamas taking over the A66 Instagram: @alpacalyeverafter

Animals

Llama Drama on the A66 as Woolly Escapees Cause Traffic Chaos

Thirty llamas and alpacas ran amok in the road on the A66 in Cumbria, England, bringing traffic to a standstill. The lovable fluffy creatures escaped from Basecamp North Lakes, unbeknownst to their owner until a customer casually mentioned that he had spotted their escape.

Cameron Heinig catching a tennis ball Guinness World Records

World Records

Teen Shatters World Record Catching Tennis Ball from 469.5ft

When tennis meets altitude… A teen’s gravity-defying catch has left only jaws dropped and ball in hand. Cameron Heinig made history in New York when he caught a tennis ball dropped from a drone at a height of 469.5 feet.

Barnardo's Thrift Store Barnardo's Facebook

News

Thrift Store Begs Donors to Stop Donating Sex Toys

Inappropriate donations have left a Welsh charity store blushing due to the donations of “used and unused” sex toys. Barnardo’s, while happy that people are enthusiastically donating items, has since issued a plea for the public to only donate clothing and children’s toys instead.

Truck crashes in Sugar Land, TX Youtube Screenshot/FOX 26 Houston

Food

Watermelon Apocalypse Hits Sugar Land Causing a Juicy Traffic Jam

In Sugar Land, Fort Bend County, hundreds of watermelons spilled across Interstate 69 following a truck crash. Thankfully nobody was hurt… other than the watermelons, which suffered catastrophic injuries.

Balancing swords X/GWR

World Records

Sword Swallowing Sorceress Balances 30 Blades On Her Body

In the land of Edina, Minnesota, there exists an unlikely hero – Erin Hunter, the belly dancer with a penchant for peril. She’s not just your everyday sword juggler either, balancing more swords than should be possible.

Mysterious road shack Irwindale Police/X

News

Creepy Shack Mysteriously Appears on Road, Then Vanishes

Like a twisted fairy tale, a mysterious shack appeared in a small city in California. The police found no evidence of how it got there, leaving residents baffled. Even more confusing was where the shack ended up following its towing - nobody knows.

Iguana found in the toilet Gary Greenspan/Facebook

Animals

Florida Man is Flushed with Surprise When he Finds Something Huge in His Toilet

An unsuspecting man in Florida was shocked when he found an unwanted guest hanging out in his bathroom. The guest was an invasive iguana playing in the bowl of his toilet - animal control was called to deal with the critter, who will now have to relieve itself in the wild.

Conrad's "Youth: A Narrative" Instagram/Larchment Public Library

News

Joseph Conrad library book returned a mere 90 years past due date

A copy of Joseph Conrad’s book, “Youth; A Narrative” was returned to a New York library 32,681 days late, in a case of either incredibly slow reading, one very lengthy book, or a forgetful borrower. Spoiler alert: it’s the latter.

Bear roaming around convenience store YouTube Screenshot/Compass Media

Animals

Bear Enters Store, Walks Out With Gummy Bears

A black bear in Canada, nicknamed Mr. Bear, casually broke into a gas station near Lake Cowichan, making a beeline for the gummy bears. The gummy raid comes amid a spate of recent black bear encounters in British Colombia.

Charlotte Lee and her rubber ducks X/GWR

World Records

Seattle Woman Takes the World Record for Most Rubber Duckies

Charlotte Lee has the largest collection of rubber ducks in the world. How many, you ask? A whopping 5,631 and counting! She has been an avid duck collector for over a quarter of a century, and has amassed quite the collection.

Ancient pork juice jar YouTube/ たつみネットワーク

Food

Restaurant Hasn’t Changed its Pork Juice Pot in 90 Years

A Restaurant in Tokyo has made the news after the discovery that it hasn’t cleaned its sauce jar in almost a century. The restaurant, Abe-chan, was the subject of a recent TV show where the host braved a pork skewer from a jar not cleaned since 1933.

128 Grazer, bathing in the glory of her victory Instagram/Katmai National Park

Animals

128 Grazer Earns a Very Large Crown for Being Fat Bear Week Champion

Welcome to the highly anticipated Fat Bear Week 2023, where these chunky creatures competed online for the title of the fattest bear. With over 1.3 million votes, the victor was 128 Grazer, a female bear who triumphed over 32 Chunk.

Seized giraffe dung X/U.S. Customs and Border Protection

Animals

Giraffe Dung Meant for Necklace Seized By Crap Customs

A woman flew from Kenya to Minnesota with a box of giraffe poop in her luggage, intending to craft a necklace. Customs officials, unamused, confiscated and steam-sterilized the box, warning of health risks.

Black bear checking out his swanky new boat Facebook/Towboat US Naples

Animals

Black Bear Found Captaining Boat at Naples Sailing Club in Florida

A black bear surprised locals as it casually strolled around on a catamaran at Naples Sailing and Yacht Club in Florida. The bear, initially swimming in the harbor, was later spotted walking around the boat, creating a spectacle with passersby looking on in shock.

Chair precariously sits atop ruined house Facebook/Chair Watch Group

Curiosities

Chair Becomes Most Exciting NJ Tourist Attraction, Surprising Nobody…

Thousands of onlookers have become fascinated by a lone chair, sitting on the roof of an abandoned house in New Jersey. The massive interest in the chair has caused a lFacebook group to be launched, leading to every chair meme imaginable.