Just because you’re old and arthritic doesn’t mean you can’t turn heads among New York City’s elite. “Apex,” the 161-million-year-old Stegosaurus, is proof positive of that.

A new museum in Williams, Arizona, boasts a Guinness World Record-winning collection of fossilized excrement, and it is pure, solid, archeological poo-fection.

The fossil of a massive, 150-million-year-old pliosaur has been discovered in the cliffs of the UK. The pliosaur, nicknamed the “underwater T. Rex,” is estimated to be up to 39 feet long and could possibly be a new species.