It’s not all smooth sailing for a woman who sold everything for a three-year $350k cruise, this after excessive complaining on a WhatsApp chat group leaked and it resulted in her being banned from the much-delayed cruise that hasn’t even started yet.

Believe it or not, the saucy dust-up happened in the state of Florida, where going to jail because of pasta is pretty low on the Weirdness Scale.

Tropical Storm Debby is bringing out a lot in people - grit, perseverance, a desire to get the hell away from it and stay dry. It’s also bringing out other things, like illegal drugs washing up on shore in Florida to the tune of over $1 million.

The spider was reportedly drowned in ginger ale - a cruel act indeed, especially because it was the arachnid’s favorite soft drink.

An unhappy black bear was spotted along a Florida highway last week, and authorities are warning tourists to stop taking selfies with it. As for the subject of these paparazzi, the photographic attention is simply unbearable.

While some Americans spent Memorial Day barbecuing, beaching, and/or remembering those they’ve lost, one couple spent it having a short f**k on a long pier, and caught the attention of authorities.

Mail generally isn’t supposed to consist of live animals, but a man hissed his pants after a living rattlesnake was mailed to him. Which would have been just an odd news story if it didn’t happen again.

If you’re looking for a place to stay in Florida that will reinvigorate your youth, that’s St. Augustine. This guy’s shed, on the other hand, appears to age you forty years. Is it a time machine or the latest TikTok conspiracy theory?

Yes, these gun-toting muscle heads triggered an emergency lockdown of a Miami daycare. But I’m sure they have a solid explanation.

Safe places for Iguanas to lay eggs during nesting time are getting more and more difficult to find, and these crafty lizards are getting more and more creative. For one lizard mom last week, it was time to drop the kids off… at the pool.

When the nearly 8-foot reptile appeared in the house in Sarasota County, Florida, locals called it everything from “pretty normal” to “business as usual.” One neighbor told a reporter, “Frankly, I’m surprised you’re here at all.”

Florida deputies faced a marsupial misdemeanor when an escaped kangaroo was found hanging out at an apartment complex pool. A swift response reunited the pouch-dwelling daredevil with its grateful owner, adding another twist to the Sunshine State’s wildlife tales.

Wilbur, a Hoffman’s two-toed sloth at Palm Beach Zoo, gave birth to a healthy baby as part of a Species Survival Plan. The pair are doing well, under close observation in their habitat, contributing to the conservation of their species.

Construction workers at the upcoming Wilton Simpson Technical College Campus in Brooksville made a startling discovery as they stumbled upon a decaying 1,000-pound Mark 65 bomb from World War II during routine excavation near the Brooksville-Tampa Bay Regional Airport.

Coral Castle, a hidden gem in South Florida, is a mysterious devotion to lost love and craftsmanship by Edward Leedskalnin. This enigmatic stone sculpture garden, crafted single-handedly, continues to captivate with its mystery and architectural marvel.

The remarkable influx of 932 manatees seeking refuge from the cold at Blue Spring State Park in Florida not only shattered previous records but demonstrated the critical role the park plays in the conservation of these gentle giants.

University of Florida researchers discovered a groundbreaking method to recover bobcat DNA from pawprints. Published in Biological Conservation, the study unveiled insights into bobcats’ ancestry and microbial communities.

Amanda Brochu fell victim to an overpayment scam that escalated into the theft of her driveway. Scammers posed as a non-existent landlord convincing contractors to perform unauthorized work and then bouncing checks.

At Florida’s Hideaway Beach Club, police officers used golf clubs from the nine-hole course to subdue a nine-foot Burmese python. The creative and resourceful approach of law enforcement has helped address the persistent threat posed by these exotic snakes in the Sunshine State.

A Florida man, identifying himself as “Captain America,” was arrested for trying to enter an Air Force Base claiming to have a meeting with a high-ranking official. He now faces federal charges and a mental health evaluation due to concerns about his threat to security personnel.

Shoppers witnessed the capture of a massive alligator from a pond by the entrance of the Coconut Point Mall. Swift action by deputies and Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers ensured the safe resolution of the scaly intrusion.

A thief stole a live Megalops from a store in Fort Myers, Florida prompting a criminal investigation. The Sheriff’s Office collaborating with wildlife officials & seeking public assistance is actively pursuing the recovery of the stolen fish and the identification of the poacher.

An alligator missing her upper jaw, “Jawlene” is making remarkable progress at Gatorland in Orlando, Florida. Despite her injury, she’s gaining weight and strength, exhibiting the adaptability of the American Alligator.

During a change into jail clothing, a plastic cylinder filled with meth which was hidden in a man’s undergarments dropped to the floor. The man denies knowing how it got there, assuming someone must have slipped it in there while he was sleeping.

Meet JD, aka TitanicFan97, a Florida man with an insatiable passion for Titanic. His quirky quest to amass 1 million VHS copies has turned into a global phenomenon, blending nostalgia, humor, and an unsinkable love for James Cameron’s iconic film.

An unsuspecting man in Florida was shocked when he found an unwanted guest hanging out in his bathroom. The guest was an invasive iguana playing in the bowl of his toilet - animal control was called to deal with the critter, who will now have to relieve itself in the wild.

A black bear surprised locals as it casually strolled around on a catamaran at Naples Sailing and Yacht Club in Florida. The bear, initially swimming in the harbor, was later spotted walking around the boat, creating a spectacle with passersby looking on in shock.