Women looking for access to free birth control, look no further. There’s a simple solution: just move to New York City and become a rat.

Having roommates is no walk in the park. Just ask one Sierra Madre couple who had a bear of a tenant move in and refuse to leave.

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A once peaceful island in the Bering Sea is currently in chaos after a resident reported maybe, possibly seeing a rat.

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You’ve heard of Snakes on a Plane, now get ready for the gritty real-life reboot, Squirrels on a Train.

Delta Airlines is looking for flight attendants to help staff the friendly skies, but applicants seem to be struggling in the dress code department.

An 8-year-old Ohio girl is safely back at home after taking Mommy’s car on a joyride while police frantically searched for her.

Break-ups are a real drag. Especially when your ex is a major hunk… of metal.

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You’ve heard of no shirt no shoes, no service, but this is ridiculous.

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The Bald Eagle is the symbol of America, especially this particular Bald Eagle, who has been clinically diagnosed as “Too Fat To Fly.” USA! USA! USA!

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Day of Rest. Crank up the wifi, kick off your disintegrating socks, and belly flop onto a futon that’s never been cleaned. It’s National Lazy Day, and it’s time for mankind to collectively rest.

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Dive into the lighter side of the 2024 Paris Olympics with this list of hilarious memes.

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The Fast Food and The Furious: An incorrect order nearly led to vehicular manslaughter at a Jack in the Box in St. Louis. Still think the customer’s always right?

Australia’s “most tattooed woman” says three weeks of blindness were totally worth it to have her eyeballs tattooed for eternity. Would you risk it?

A professional soccer game in Norway was abruptly halted when fans unleashed a fury of fast food onto the field.

A Colorado Red Lobster may be changing its name to Orange Lobster after this recent one-in-30 million discovery.

A man was caught smuggling more than 100 live snakes into mainland China by stuffing them in his pants. Classic!

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We’re not kidding around. King Charles has bestowed a royal title on a rare golden goat breed in the UK.

Hide your grandpas! An Alabama woman celebrating her 108th trip around the sun has revealed her top-secret tips for staying forever young.

A self-described “ugly.” Japanese man is raking in the big bucks thanks to a brilliant business idea called “rental busaiku” or “not-so-good-looking guy for rent.”

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Just because you’re old and arthritic doesn’t mean you can’t turn heads among New York City’s elite. “Apex,” the 161-million-year-old Stegosaurus, is proof positive of that.

Police in Columbus, Ohio found themselves chasing more than they bargained for when a suspect robbed a pet store and unleashed a four-legged frenzy into the city.

You’ve heard of an ice cream float, but this is ridiculous!

They say crime doesn’t pay, but one man’s trip to the bank cost him a night in the pen.

Pupping season for sea lions in San Diego is attracting groups of obnoxious people more interested in getting a good photo than letting parents care for their young.

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Would you like to make six figures with the flip of a finger? Now you can! One Vermont resident is getting a huge payday from the state of Vermont, and all he had to do was give the one-finger salute… to a cop.

Glastonbury, the massive UK music festival that’s been rocking nearly every year since 1970, is famous for its iconic performances and vibrant atmosphere. But the number one thing everyone’s talking about this year is… “Number One.”

A tourist got caught defacing a wall in historic Pompeii, now he’s history.

A 20-year-old man recently had a date with destiny when he faced off with an infamous shape-shifter by the name of Mr. Potato Head. He won by a nose—a plastic nose.

Virginia State Police found themselves in a hoof pursuit over the weekend when a couple of runaway donkeys decided the grass was greener on the other side, and made a break for it.

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Can a massage ever really be too relaxing? Turns out, yes.

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No kids, no problem. You can still celebrate Mother’s Day like the queen you are. Here are 5 reasons why Mother’s Day is actually BETTER when you’re a dog mom.

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Not Horsing Around! In North Carolina, a miniature horse named Sweetie has set a Guinness World Record by having a nearly six-foot-long tail! That’s REALLY, REALLY long!!! But is this incredible horse the result of high-quality breeding or – some other factor?

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A centenarian traveler has been repeatedly classified on airplane trips as an infant-in-arms. Her skin must be amazing!

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If there’s one thing we know about goats, it’s that they’ve got a lotta kids. And for the mayor of Alicudi island where goat overpopulation’s become a problem, there’s only one solution: free goats for all!

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Have you figured out what you’ll be wearing to the grand cosmic fashion show also known as the 2024 Solar Eclipse?

Raw sewage dumped in the English Channel has left marine species in the water “full of drugs”, and now fish communities are HOOKED on partying.

Cat-astrophe averted! If you owe money to this Massachusetts library, you can give them a photo of a kitty and be the cat’s meow again… in good standing.

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Is there anything cuter than a puppy? I mean, maybe Ryan Gosling holding a puppy, but let’s not get greedy here. This list of adorable, funny, and fascinating puppy facts will leave your tail wagging.

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New Orleans’ police headquarters has an “infestation” of rats that have consumed some key evidence: confiscated pot. It was unclear whether the rats were natives of NOLA or just in town for Spring Break.

Scientists say that adult males mooch food and even act like children around their mothers. Whale psychoanalysts are already having a field day with the findings.

These days it seems like every box office hit is either a remake or a reboot, and this peculiar true crime story is no exception.

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A local legend found himself in a bit of a pickle with police when he was allegedly caught on camera dunking his head in a pickle barrel in a New Jersey convenience store.

Every little girl dreams of a fairy tale wedding, but this bride’s Prince Charming turned out to be the Duke of Dorkdom. 

One woman’s $800,000 personal injury settlement went up in smoke, or rather, pine needles after photographic evidence emerged of her launching Christmas trees like the Grinch on steroids in a post-holiday tree-throwing competition in Ireland.

In a lavish display of love that’s guaranteed to make most free men appear inadequate, inmate Kenyana Jones, a.k.a. Yatta, proved that true love knows no limits, not even prison walls.

Like a rom-com gone wrong, two Peruvian women had their romantic daydreams shattered when what they thought was some well-deserved love bombing turned out to be a well-coordinated drug bust by the Peruvian National Police instead. Talk about a bait and switch!

Bone-a-Fide Faker: The Guinness Book of World Records has stripped Bobi the dog of his title of World’s Oldest Dog after an investigation found that the dog’s true age was unverifiable. Can Guinness be trusted after this embarrassment, and to what lengths will they go to protect their reputation?

Seekers, shamans, and alien-human hybrids flocked to Los Angeles for the 22nd annual Conscious Life Expo. The 4-day LIVE event featured over 250 exhibits offering everything from dolphin telepathy sessions to ectoplasm facials.