A savvy woman scored a real estate hidden gem, living inside the rooftop sign of a Family Fare grocery store for nearly a year. Talk about a room with a view.

Women looking for access to free birth control, look no further. There’s a simple solution: just move to New York City and become a rat.

Having roommates is no walk in the park. Just ask one Sierra Madre couple who had a bear of a tenant move in and refuse to leave.

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A once peaceful island in the Bering Sea is currently in chaos after a resident reported maybe, possibly seeing a rat.

Australian swimmer claims close encounter with Loch Ness Monster—and he’s got the tattoo to prove it.

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Delta Airlines is looking for flight attendants to help staff the friendly skies, but applicants seem to be struggling in the dress code department.

Break-ups are a real drag. Especially when your ex is a major hunk… of metal.

Anyone who’s ever read a fairy tale or watched a slasher movie knows some messed-up stuff goes down in the woods. This latest example from Waltham, Massachusetts, is no exception.

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A mysterious break-in at a California cabin has residents fearing for their lives… and their condiments.

“Do not store guns in your oven.”

You’ve heard of no shirt no shoes, no service, but this is ridiculous.

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The Bald Eagle is the symbol of America, especially this particular Bald Eagle, who has been clinically diagnosed as “Too Fat To Fly.” USA! USA! USA!

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Dive into the lighter side of the 2024 Paris Olympics with this list of hilarious memes.

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You’ve heard of “raining cats and dogs,” but this is ridiculous. In an insurance claim of biblical proportions, a large fish fell from the sky, raining chaos on a New Jersey couple’s driveway

Because it’s 2024 and life refuses to be normal, scientists off the coast of Brazil have discovered sharks are getting blitzed on cocaine.

The Fast Food and The Furious: An incorrect order nearly led to vehicular manslaughter at a Jack in the Box in St. Louis. Still think the customer’s always right?

Australia’s “most tattooed woman” says three weeks of blindness were totally worth it to have her eyeballs tattooed for eternity. Would you risk it?

A professional soccer game in Norway was abruptly halted when fans unleashed a fury of fast food onto the field.

A Colorado Red Lobster may be changing its name to Orange Lobster after this recent one-in-30 million discovery.

A man was caught smuggling more than 100 live snakes into mainland China by stuffing them in his pants. Classic!

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We’re not kidding around. King Charles has bestowed a royal title on a rare golden goat breed in the UK.

Authorities in Southern California are warning residents to be vigilant of strangers who want a hug.

Hide your grandpas! An Alabama woman celebrating her 108th trip around the sun has revealed her top-secret tips for staying forever young.

A self-described “ugly.” Japanese man is raking in the big bucks thanks to a brilliant business idea called “rental busaiku” or “not-so-good-looking guy for rent.”

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Just because you’re old and arthritic doesn’t mean you can’t turn heads among New York City’s elite. “Apex,” the 161-million-year-old Stegosaurus, is proof positive of that.

Police in Columbus, Ohio found themselves chasing more than they bargained for when a suspect robbed a pet store and unleashed a four-legged frenzy into the city.

You’ve heard of an ice cream float, but this is ridiculous!

They say crime doesn’t pay, but one man’s trip to the bank cost him a night in the pen.

Pupping season for sea lions in San Diego is attracting groups of obnoxious people more interested in getting a good photo than letting parents care for their young.

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Happy Birthday, America! I know it’s kind of a bummer this year. You’re having hot flashes and your whole family is fighting. It’s ripping you apart, but hang in there, Kween. There are still plenty of awesome reasons for you to celebrate the big 248 today.

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Would you like to make six figures with the flip of a finger? Now you can! One Vermont resident is getting a huge payday from the state of Vermont, and all he had to do was give the one-finger salute… to a cop.

Out of Service: While in California, a member of President Biden’s Secret Service detail was robbed at gunpoint. The president needs to be protected, but who will protect the protectors?

Glastonbury, the massive UK music festival that’s been rocking nearly every year since 1970, is famous for its iconic performances and vibrant atmosphere. But the number one thing everyone’s talking about this year is… “Number One.”

A tourist got caught defacing a wall in historic Pompeii, now he’s history.

A 20-year-old man recently had a date with destiny when he faced off with an infamous shape-shifter by the name of Mr. Potato Head. He won by a nose—a plastic nose.

Virginia State Police found themselves in a hoof pursuit over the weekend when a couple of runaway donkeys decided the grass was greener on the other side, and made a break for it.

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Mating App: Faced with a dwindling birth rate, Tokyo is launching an official dating app to encourage citizens to marry and have children. But how far are they willing to go?

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Get the Lead Out! An Idaho man has tied the Guinness World Record for most pencils snapped by breaking 110 pencils in less than a minute.

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This Drink is TOAST! Panera’s Charged Lemonade is being blamed for the death of two customers. After a wrongful death lawsuit, Panera Bread executives decided it was time to remove Charged Lemonade from the menu, but how did it get there in the first place?

No kids, no problem. You can still celebrate Mother’s Day like the queen you are. Here are 5 reasons why Mother’s Day is actually BETTER when you’re a dog mom.

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Not Horsing Around! In North Carolina, a miniature horse named Sweetie has set a Guinness World Record by having a nearly six-foot-long tail! That’s REALLY, REALLY long!!! But is this incredible horse the result of high-quality breeding or – some other factor?

Hot dog hero bravely puts an end to $1 hot dogs by encouraging entire stadium to hurl discount dogs in his direction.

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Step aside, Hollywood celebs, and make room for the furry, feathery, and scaly stars of cyberspace. These viral animals are as cute as they are talented. It’s no wonder their careers are doing so much better than yours.

Watery Grave: A dolphin was found shot to death in Louisiana. Police are on the case, but something about this dolphin murder smells fishy.

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Give Me Liberty, or Give me Meth! During a drug-induced psychosis, a local fisherman became convinced that his friend was going to kill him and feed his body to Bigfoot. The man killed his friend, and despite claiming self-defense, he was convicted of murder. The Bigfoot in question couldn’t be located for comment.

Because it doesn’t require specialized equipment or a dedicated exercise space, planking is quickly becoming one of the most popular exercises for active seniors. But this local grandmother set a record by planking for four-and-a-half hours! Talk about core strength!

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While participating in something called The Lombaby Games, retired NFL player Jason Kelce hid his Super Bowl ring in a wading pool filled with skyline chili. The ring was lost, teaching us an important lesson about putting valuable objects inside a hot tub filled with chili.

Tax Day is no laughing matter… or is it? Join us as we uncover the hilarious side of taxation. From wacky tax laws to mind-boggling stats, prepare to be blown away by these odd, but true, Tax Day facts.

This Kung Fu trash panda didn’t make its way to Hersheypark for the chocolate - it had a taste for human blood.

If there’s one thing we know about goats, it’s that they’ve got a lotta kids. And for the mayor of Alicudi island where goat overpopulation’s become a problem, there’s only one solution: free goats for all!

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Coffin up a Lung? Skeleton thefts have rattled local cemeteries after a drug made from ground-up human bones has gained popularity.

Sure, corporations charge outrageous food prices, but that’s because food is a luxury. Walking up the street with a cheeseburger and a glass of milk is the biggest FLEX modern society has. Nobody NEEDS to eat, that’s what makes buying food such a status symbol.

Have you figured out what you’ll be wearing to the grand cosmic fashion show also known as the 2024 Solar Eclipse?

Major Bag Alert! This theft was a CINCH! The homeowner wasn’t too GLAD to see this bag make off with such a HEFTY package. Should this DUMPSTER of a person get tossed in the loony BIN, or spend some time in the CAN?

You’ll own nothing, and you will be UN-happy. After years of theft from Air Force One, the White House Correspondents’ Association issued a stern warning to reporters against theft. But will a glorified press release be enough to stop this aerial crime wave?

Raw sewage dumped in the English Channel has left marine species in the water “full of drugs”, and now fish communities are HOOKED on partying.

Cat-astrophe averted! If you owe money to this Massachusetts library, you can give them a photo of a kitty and be the cat’s meow again… in good standing.

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Is there anything cuter than a puppy? I mean, maybe Ryan Gosling holding a puppy, but let’s not get greedy here. This list of adorable, funny, and fascinating puppy facts will leave your tail wagging.

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Crookies; they’re the totally snackable Tiktok-certified dessert that has social media drooling! Hot, crispy, and oh so gooey, they’re everything that [TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED, YOU ARE NOW OFFLINE]

New Orleans’ police headquarters has an “infestation” of rats that have consumed some key evidence: confiscated pot. It was unclear whether the rats were natives of NOLA or just in town for Spring Break.

Scientists say that adult males mooch food and even act like children around their mothers. Whale psychoanalysts are already having a field day with the findings.

These days it seems like every box office hit is either a remake or a reboot, and this peculiar true crime story is no exception.

Ya know what will really kick your St. Patrick’s Day party up a notch? Facts! Here are 7 strange but true St. Patrick’s Day facts that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the holiday.

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A local legend found himself in a bit of a pickle with police when he was allegedly caught on camera dunking his head in a pickle barrel in a New Jersey convenience store.

The 96th annual Academy Awards took place last night in Los Angeles, and let me tell you, the fashions were fashioning. Hollywood’s biggest and brightest draped their Ozempic filled bodies in everything from silk to sequins.

A Welshman proves that not every world record or tattoo story has to be cool. But at what point does uncool cross a line?

Every little girl dreams of a fairy tale wedding, but this bride’s Prince Charming turned out to be the Duke of Dorkdom. 

Tired of going commando? A St. Louis museum wants to break the world record of people wearing underwear on their heads. They’re asking guests to show up with underwear over their faces and hope to beat the previous world record of 270 people.

One woman’s $800,000 personal injury settlement went up in smoke, or rather, pine needles after photographic evidence emerged of her launching Christmas trees like the Grinch on steroids in a post-holiday tree-throwing competition in Ireland.

In a lavish display of love that’s guaranteed to make most free men appear inadequate, inmate Kenyana Jones, a.k.a. Yatta, proved that true love knows no limits, not even prison walls.

Like a rom-com gone wrong, two Peruvian women had their romantic daydreams shattered when what they thought was some well-deserved love bombing turned out to be a well-coordinated drug bust by the Peruvian National Police instead. Talk about a bait and switch!