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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes

Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.

By Missy Baker · July 26, 2024

Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope

Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.

Will sparks fly with a summer romance? Will your cannonball be the talk of the pool party? Is everything I'm saying totally made up? Read on to find out!

No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here.  Odd News Show

Aries

Play it cool, Aries.  Odd News Show

Gemini

Who ARE these people?  Odd News Show

Taurus

You'll cry even more when you see the cost of Kleenex.  Odd News Show

Cancer

A RUFF weekend.  Odd News Show

Leo

Worth a try.  Odd News Show

Virgo

Not again!  Odd News Show

Libra

Step away from the remote!  Odd News Show

Scorpio

Time for a nap and a juice box.  Odd News Show

Sagittarius

Coping mechanisms on point.  Odd News Show

Capricorn

Break out the Hazmat suit.  Odd News Show

Aquarius

Time to touch grass, Aquarius.  Odd News Show

Pisces

Road rage is a way of life.  Odd News Show