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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.
By Missy Baker · July 26, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will sparks fly with a summer romance? Will your cannonball be the talk of the pool party? Is everything I'm saying totally made up? Read on to find out!
No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
Play it cool, Aries. Odd News Show
Gemini
Who ARE these people? Odd News Show
Taurus
You'll cry even more when you see the cost of Kleenex. Odd News Show
Cancer
A RUFF weekend. Odd News Show
Leo
Worth a try. Odd News Show
Virgo
Not again! Odd News Show
Libra
Step away from the remote! Odd News Show
Scorpio
Time for a nap and a juice box. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
Coping mechanisms on point. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Break out the Hazmat suit. Odd News Show
Aquarius
Time to touch grass, Aquarius. Odd News Show