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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Labor Day Weekend Horoscopes
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.
By Missy Baker · August 30, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will your Labor Day be rocking or will you be rolling into Tuesday with an epic hangover? Read on to find out!
No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
Pumpkin Spice season gets earlier every year. Odd News Show
Gemini
Get 'em outta here. Odd News Show
Taurus
Get out! Odd News Show
Cancer
Hungry for companionship? Odd News Show
Leo
The only thing you're cooking up is a fashion faux pas. Odd News Show
Virgo
Time flies when you're staring at your phone. Odd News Show
Libra
Crushing it. Odd News Show
Scorpio
Mission Impossible. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
All part of the plan. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Might want to check the expiration dates first. Odd News Show
Aquarius
Be honest with yourself, Aquarius. Odd News Show