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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Labor Day Weekend Horoscopes

Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.

By Missy Baker · August 30, 2024

Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope

Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.

Will your Labor Day be rocking or will you be rolling into Tuesday with an epic hangover? Read on to find out!

No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here.  Odd News Show

Aries

Pumpkin Spice season gets earlier every year.  Odd News Show

Gemini

Get 'em outta here.  Odd News Show

Taurus

Get out!  Odd News Show

Cancer

Hungry for companionship?  Odd News Show

Leo

The only thing you're cooking up is a fashion faux pas.  Odd News Show

Virgo

Time flies when you're staring at your phone.  Odd News Show

Libra

Crushing it.  Odd News Show

Scorpio

Mission Impossible.  Odd News Show

Sagittarius

All part of the plan.  Odd News Show

Capricorn

Might want to check the expiration dates first.  Odd News Show

Aquarius

Be honest with yourself, Aquarius.  Odd News Show

Pisces

If you ignore them, maybe they'll go away.  Odd News Show