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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.
By Missy Baker · September 6, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will you be swept off your feet by a mysterious stranger? Does the universe really want you to quit your job? Is everything I'm saying totally made up? Read on to find out!
No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
Start thinking now! Odd News Show
Gemini
Trust your instincts... sometimes. Odd News Show
Taurus
An embarrassment of riches. Odd News Show
Cancer
You're an icon of health. Odd News Show
Leo
Are you lost or just losing it? Odd News Show
Virgo
Just don't let HR see it. Odd News Show
Libra
True love has a tracking number. Odd News Show
Scorpio
It's always the person you'd least expect. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
It was fun while it lasted. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Hell yeah! Odd News Show
Aquarius
Stay cool. Odd News Show