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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.
By Missy Baker · September 13, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will you survive Friday the 13th without a scratch, or is Sunday brunch on the 15th when things really start to get scary? Is everything I'm saying totally made up? Read on to find out!
No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
'Tis the season. Odd News Show
Gemini
Just avoid anyone wearing a hockey mask. Odd News Show
Taurus
Either way, it's going to be a mess. Odd News Show
Cancer
Be careful out there. Odd News Show
Leo
Sweet freedom! Odd News Show
Virgo
PARTY TIME! Odd News Show
Libra
Your blood pressure will thank you. Odd News Show
Scorpio
There's always next year... or the year after that. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
In her defense, air fryers are amazing. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Soulmates do exist. Odd News Show
Aquarius
Either way, you're going to be sweating. Odd News Show