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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Horoscopes For The First Weekend of Fall
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.
By Missy Baker · September 20, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.What does the first weekend of Fall have in store for you? Will you cuddle up with some hot apple cider and a mysterious stranger? Will a trip to the pumpkin patch change the course of your life forever? Read on to find out!
No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
'Tis the Season. Odd News Show
Gemini
You can stop anytime you want! Odd News Show
Taurus
The circle of life. Odd News Show
Cancer
You may as well move here. Odd News Show
Leo
The truth is out there, Leo! Odd News Show
Virgo
Your road rage is justified. Odd News Show
Libra
Ouch! Odd News Show
Scorpio
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
Can it be done? Odd News Show
Capricorn
Ignoring other humans is self-care. Odd News Show
Aquarius
Look away! Odd News Show