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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.
By Missy Baker · September 27, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will you have the romantic Fall weekend of your dreams or will you FALL for another catfishing scam? Is everything I'm saying totally made up? Read on to find out!
No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
Great way to get kicked out of a Walmart. Odd News Show
Gemini
Your natural habitat. Odd News Show
Taurus
Life comes at you fast, Taurus. Odd News Show
Cancer
It's called self care. Odd News Show
Leo
Killin' it and spillin' it. Odd News Show
Virgo
What a time to be alive! Odd News Show
Libra
Trust the universe on this one, Libra. Odd News Show
Scorpio
Stay calm and scroll on. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
Pace yourself, Sag. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Hey, at least they can't cheat on you. Odd News Show
Aquarius
Pumpkin scented disappointment! Odd News Show