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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes (July 5‑7)
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.
By Missy Baker · July 5, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will your weekend explode with excitement or fizzle out before it gets started? Is everything I'm saying totally made up? Read on to find out!
No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
Never too soon. Odd News Show
Gemini
So. Many. Regets. Odd News Show
Taurus
Your first clue is staring back at you... from the mirror. Odd News Show
Cancer
Don't be a hero, Cancer. Odd News Show
Leo
Your heart won’t be the only thing on fire. Odd News Show
Virgo
You'll never be free. Odd News Show
Libra
It's going to be loooong weekend. Odd News Show
Scorpio
Good luck trying to blend in. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
Put the lighter down. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Hibernation mode activated. Odd News Show
Aquarius
Maybe Uncle Sam can bail you out. Odd News Show