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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes (June 28‑30)
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm.
By Missy Baker · June 28, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will your summer weekend make a splash, or be a total belly flop? Read on to find out! No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
The FOMO is real. Odd News Show
Gemini
Try and stay out of jail this weekend. Odd News Show
Taurus
Simply thrilling. Odd News Show
Cancer
Get out! Odd News Show
Leo
You don't sweat, you glisten. Odd News Show
Virgo
Perfectly balanced. Odd News Show
Libra
Brace yourself for some turbulence. Odd News Show
Scorpio
Don't make any rash decisons. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
Repeat after me, "I don't know you." Odd News Show
Capricorn
You're simply irresistable... or at least your blood is. Odd News Show
Aquarius
You'll definitely make an impression. Odd News Show