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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Memorial Weekend Horoscopes (May 24‑26)
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes. I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm in the extremely near future.
By Missy Baker · May 24, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will a mysterious stranger sweep you off your feet this three-day weekend? Will a serving of rotten potato salad cut you down in your prime? Is everything I'm saying completely made up? Read on to find out! No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
Don't say we didn't warn you. Odd News Show
Gemini
10/10! Odd News Show
Taurus
Let the rage flow through you. Odd News Show
Cancer
Grandma doesn't need to see that. Odd News Show
Leo
Mistakes will be made. Odd News Show
Virgo
You wouldn't have it any other way. Odd News Show
Libra
You got this! Odd News Show
Scorpio
Light it up! Odd News Show
Sagittarius
You know it's true. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Comebacks are overrated. Odd News Show
Aquarius
You made the right choice. Odd News Show