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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes (April 12‑14)
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes.
I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm in the extremely near future.
By Missy Baker · April 12, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you? Look no further than these very real, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes.I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.
Will sparks fly with a long-lost love while you're both high on allergy meds? Will you ever finish your taxes in time? Is everything I'm saying completely made up? Read on to find out!
No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's for sure. You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
Sorry those are the only sounds coming out of your bedroom. Odd News Show
Gemini
I hope they get your good side. Odd News Show
Taurus
Don't let anything stand in your way. Odd News Show
Cancer
Ice Ice Baby. Odd News Show
Leo
What could go wrong? Odd News Show
Virgo
And for your next trick... regret! Odd News Show
Libra
Blinded by the light. Odd News Show
Scorpio
Doing what they do best. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
Better lose sleep thinking about it, just in case. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Return to your internet overloards immediately. Odd News Show
Aquarius
Something to look forward to. Odd News Show