Odd News Show

Entertainment

Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes (April 19‑21)

Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes.

I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm in the extremely near future.

By Missy Baker · April 19, 2024

Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope

Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these absolutely authentic, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.

Will sparks fly with an old flame? Will those sparks lead to a devastating house fire? Is everything I'm saying completely made up? Read on to find out! No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's certain: You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here.  Odd News Show

Aries

Aries, you know better.  Odd News Show

Gemini

It's not normal.  Odd News Show

Taurus

Or is it?  Odd News Show

Cancer

You know what you did.  Odd News Show

Leo

Ibuprofen is your friend.  Odd News Show

Virgo

Follow the signs... the wet floor signs.  Odd News Show

Libra

They're both in shambles, Libra.  Odd News Show

Scorpio

Or you might just be taking a road trip to the Emergency Room.  Odd News Show

Sagittarius

Better just bury it down deep inside.  Odd News Show

Capricorn

Let's face it, you don't have the wardrobe.  Odd News Show

Aquarius

Sorry the person holding a boom box outside your window is wearing a ski mask.  Odd News Show

Pisces

Admit nothing.  Odd News Show