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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes (April 19‑21)
Don’t make any weekend plans without consulting these highly authentic, never-fabricated, 100% fact-based weekend horoscopes.
I’ve got the spiritual scoop on the next 72 hours, and the stars are telling me you should be on the lookout for sarcasm in the extremely near future.
By Missy Baker · April 19, 2024
Your Odd News Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this weekend? Look no further than these absolutely authentic, totally accurate, definitely not fake Horoscopes. I've called upon my trusted sources in the great beyond to find out exactly what the future holds for all 12 Zodiac signs, even the duds.Will sparks fly with an old flame? Will those sparks lead to a devastating house fire? Is everything I'm saying completely made up? Read on to find out! No matter what star sign you were born under, one thing's certain: You should absolutely, 100% without a doubt, base your entire life on everything you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
Aries, you know better. Odd News Show
Gemini
It's not normal. Odd News Show
Taurus
Or is it? Odd News Show
Cancer
You know what you did. Odd News Show
Leo
Ibuprofen is your friend. Odd News Show
Virgo
Follow the signs... the wet floor signs. Odd News Show
Libra
They're both in shambles, Libra. Odd News Show
Scorpio
Or you might just be taking a road trip to the Emergency Room. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
Better just bury it down deep inside. Odd News Show
Capricorn
Let's face it, you don't have the wardrobe. Odd News Show
Aquarius
Sorry the person holding a boom box outside your window is wearing a ski mask. Odd News Show