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Your Totally-Not-Made-Up Weekend Horoscopes (March 15‑17)
Haters will say we can’t predict the future, but guess what, we just did. Read on to see your 100000% accurate weekend horoscope. My sources say you should be on the lookout for sarcasm in the extremely near future.
By Missy Baker · March 15, 2024
Your Odd News Show Weekend Horoscope
Want to know what the stars have in store for you this big St. Patrick's Day weekend? Look no further than our totally super real and definitely not made-up weekend Horoscopes. We've consulted our sources in the great beyond to get the tea on all 12 of the Zodiac Signs.How will you spend your weekend? Will you be shaking shamrocks with a new love interest or will you find your own Pot O' Gold at the end of the rainbow?
One thing's for sure, you should absolutely base your entire life on everything that you read here. Odd News Show
Aries
You've got this! Odd News Show
Gemini
Don't make it weird. Odd News Show
Taurus
Let it Go! Odd News Show.
Cancer
Things are getting steamy. Odd News Show
Leo
My sources see London. My sources see France... Odd News Show
Virgo
It's what the universe wants. Odd News Show
Libra
Safety first! Odd News Show
Scorpio
Time to buy stock in Advil. Odd News Show
Sagittarius
What could go wrong? Odd News Show
Capricorn
Making your guardian angels so proud. Odd News Show
Aquarius
I see regret in your future. Odd News Show